|[Ben]:||Update to dying terror suspect post. ||Discuss This [0 comments so far] View Comments|
|"Oh right, yes, about Kafeel Ahmed ... well ... we're trying the latest and greatest methods we can find to keep this dirty terrorist alive. We sent Smithers down to the knacker to pick up some spare parts. We're going to see if supergluing bits of cow tendon and chunks of shark to him does any good. If not we're going to try wrapping him in bacon and eggs."|
I am not making this up. Much.
Update to dying terror suspect post.